The Winner Is

And the Winner Is

This one will be just a quick blog today. Just a personal observation and opinion that all. Ladies ya might not like this one as much or understand it, but the fellas ya might feel me on this one. Im starting to think pussy is like a boxer. When you first meet the pussy, it has all of the skills and talent in the world. Its driven to be the best pussy you have ever had. Its like the world champion of pussy! First round knockouts are common than a mothafucka! Even when you think your holding your own, the Iron Mike of pussy gives yo ass one haymaker and your down for the count!!! Like the pussy be The Greatest of All Time on some Muhammed Ali shit. As soon as the Manny Pussyiao gets comfortable being the champion, it starts to lose its drive. Then u just end up with Contender pussy. You know contender pussy, you win a round, it wins round, but u can start going the distance with the pussy. Sometimes you might get a win with the pussy, other times you duel the pussy to a draw. Its just not as reactive as Championship Pussy used to be. Once the pussy is out of its prime, then u start getting sparring partner pussy. All u do is just beat up on the pussy and since the pussy know its job, it just comes back for a pounding. How quick the champion is just a old shell of it self….. So the competitive nature of us fellas tell us to do what? Yea u guessed it! Look for some brand new UFC MMA pussy!!!! Yea time to go triangle choke some pussy!

Build A Bitch

Build A Bitch

So as I sat up half of the damn night with insomnia last night, I was flicking around the channels trying to find something to watch. After watching Deadly Women and Andre Johnson beat the dog shit outta Courtlin Finnegan over and over again…. And over again…. Well I watched that shit alone for like 30 minutes because he gave that boy that 3 piece and a biscuit on National TV!  After I got tired of seeing AJ go all MMA on the football field, I continued my search to find something to watch. I run pass a show with a titled that caught my eye “ My Small Beast and I”. I was thinking what in the hell? So it was this documentary about these 3 British women with really small breast. So I watch it and all  women had these  different ways to improve their breast. One lady used some device that made her titties swollen for   like 3 months with hopes to enlarge them, so other lady went with the usual surgery option ( later realized her broke azz couldn’t afford and started saying “well Im kinda at one with my body”) and the other lady took some pictures that was therapeutic and accepted she just was gone have these little ass titties forever. So after this interesting show goes off, the next show comes on was about women and their lust to lose weight. So then it hit me, this shit isn’t fair! This isn’t a level playing field no more You don’t know what the hell u getting when u meet a women anymore, because now adays you can really Build A Bitch!

Now with all of these surgery’s to enhanced Breast, liposuction, plastic surgery and the new phenomenon “The Azz Shot”, a bitch can really change her whole damn appearance. There’s no such thing as a dime no more. Now, you can go meet the ugliest bitch in the world and build u a bitch if yo money right. Even if yo money aint right, then you go get youa template bitch.  A template bitch is a bitch that has the qualities you cant afford. You cant afford the breast implants and the nose job? No problem, go get u a ugly bitch with big tittys and a nice nose. You cant afford the azz shots and the lipo? Cool, get you a skinny bitch with a nice bubble. You cant afford none of that shit? Then take yo chances with one of these booshee ass women out here…. But if you want to take this option don’t worry it will get easier in the next few years because they aint gone be able to compete with these Build A Bitches. I mean you can look at some of these celebs like Nikki Minaj.. That’s a true Build A Bitch! See a nigga didn’t have the money for plastic surgery, so they took a cute bitch and Mrs. Potato Head’d the fuck outta her ass! Put a big stupid ass and tits on her and now who cares what she’s rapping about because all the men can think of is “DAMN! NIgga do u see her ass?” and all the women can think off “ DAMN! Bitch do you see her ass?”! Now all the men and women want to rebuild that bitch!   

Now we must also think about all the things out here to help u build a bitch as well. Any negative thing on a women now days is fixable! Women there is no need to feel insecure about nothing.. Just get yo money up, and rebuild yo shit! I mean there is no reason for a women to not be right now adays. Im not understanding how some of u ladies is walking around spoiled milk pussy with a whole damn isle at every grocery store, Walgreens and Walmart in the world specifically build to keep yo pussy fresh! I don’t understand how some of ya hair isn’t up to par with all of these damn curling irons and perms and just for ladies and spritz and shit out here. Even yo gear should be up! If u cant afford the Gucci? Bitch get the knock off joint! There is no reason why yo mothafucking ass shouldn’t be out here looking good! You cant afford yo titty’s? Fool us! Put some rice and stocking and stuff yo bra… ( yea I know about that damn trick you slick ass mothafuckas! ) See men we just out here! There isn’t no help for us. U born fucked up? Nigga u betta hope u was blessed with a horse dick! U born a pretty boy with a little joint? U better hope ur a blessed carpet muncher. Ur born ugly with a little joint? Then nigga u better rob every mothafucka u can because you gone need some bread to pull a bitch! See now is that fair? Women got all types of shit and all we got is what we were born with or some damn penis pills! Smh…. Bad part is, once the build a bitch done transformed to Super Bitch, she starts to hate on all u regular niggas and women. This is just not fair! Some of u aint gone realized this until 10 yrs from now when these build a bitches become the normal thing. So fellas im telling u right now, don’t be thirsty and get at these fine ass chicks. Get u a low self esteem, fat bitch and build u yo perfect bitch! Everything u need is out here to do it!

DDS and PPS disease

There is a Cure

Ive been on a hiatus a little bit taking care of some of my other interests that I partake in, but I had to come back and write on a disease that is sweeping the nation. Its something that ladies and males all over the world is being infected with. Its really destroying lives, making people make bad choices and its also affecting the lives of the kids that’s being raised in the world. This disease is a very very serious infection. Once you are infected with this disease, its very hard to cure it. You have to understand this is a serious problem and the only way to get rid of it is through help. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. The disease for women are referred to as DDS and for men PPS. I will break down the symptoms of each of these terrible diseases and ways you can possibly cure them.

Dicked Down Syndrome or DDS is a serious problem for females. It makes them do all types of illogical things. This disease cause womens to do a lot of things that they know is wrong but just cant help. See women affected with this disease seem to be unaware that they suffer from DDS. A lot of times they confused this with love or loyalty… No mama u are affected with DDS! As soon as he bent u over, pulled your hair and made your legs feel like spaghetti noodles, you were infected. From that point you started doing things that lets me know just how infected you were. So I will list a couple things to let u know if you are infected with these things.

#1. If this niggas beats yo ass and you say “ ya just don’t understand he’s not that bad and sometimes I be pushing him”. You are a level 2 DDS patient with yo silly ass.

#2. If you find yourself paying for all the bills and he find him self paying for the new air force ones. You are a level 3 DDS paitent....once again... with yo silly ass!

#3 If he tell you the baby that looks just like his dumb ass isn’t his and your still with him, you suffer from a level 4 infection.... with yo ol silly ass!

#4 This Is the worst ladies, if you know GOT DAMN WELL this nigga aint worth a fuck and you turn down another good ass nigga who you KNOW is a good man because his dick isn’t as big as yo other shitty ass, beat on u, no bill paying ass bum ass nigga u with, YOU suffer from a level 5 infection and there is no cure for yo dumb ass! You will probably end up a victim or a fucking whorebag once u find out he boned yo sister and your best friend.

The Cure to DDS is only one thing…. YOU! Believe u are a bad bitch and u don’t have to deal with his bum ass bullshit even though the dick good. It is a nigga out here that will fuck u, feed u and finance u… with half! U better come with your half or else your man suffers from…

PPS or Pussy Putdown Syndrome. See now males who get this disease generally becomes infected with another disease called SFL syndrome or SUCKA FA LOVE syndrome. Now  for u ol sucka ass niggas, I aint even gone go into as much detail because u bums disgust me!  But PPS is usually detected by high levels of jealousness. You will usually see things like going through your phone, popping up at places you said you were at and stalking your facebook pages. These are the abusive if I cant have u nobody else can ass niggas. See sucka fa love ass niggas will buy yo ass one drink and think no other niggas can talk to u, so once u give that guy  PPS , he becomes the guy that buy u a drink and hold yo damn straw to make sure u don’t talk to nobody… Sorry but I cant even type no more about these sucka ass nigga! U want a cure? Nigga BEAT OFF! Get to know yoself and u wouldn’t be such a fucking sucka!

In closing, if u suffer from anyone of these diseases….. u are probably out here bad and all of your friends talk about how dumb and bitch made u are behind your back. So I hope women you learn to know you are a bad bitch and u don’t have to settle with a nigga cause he fucked your brains out and fellas …. Just quit being a ol sucka ass bitch ass hoe ass YOU MY BITCH ass nigga and go to your nearest Walgreens and grab u some Vaseline…..or lotion…. Or baby oil… or my personal favorite Baby Oil Gel! Then u wouldn’t be so fucking sprung on some pussy…… and u can suffer from GHS like me! But that’s another topic….