15 Signs of a Bitch Ass nigga

15 Signs Of A Bitch Ass Nigga

Earlier today I was in my AHH Fam group and we were just having our usual shit talkathon and something strange happened. I thought the return of Jesus was coming because I just seen people moving out the way, the ground shaking, people getting sick and I thought what is this the plague?? Then like one of those commercials, it was a bright light and waaaalaahhhhh……..it was a BITCH ASS NIGGA! Yep a bitch ass nigga just had to come through and fuck up all the good shit talking we were doing. See I can’t stand no ol bitch ass nigga! Bitch ass niggas always fucking up some shit! Ya know how I feel about niggas, but bitch ass niggas?? Man if I could, I would roll all these bitch ass niggas up to the highest cliff of Bitch Ass Nigga Mountain with a bunch of bitchassness t shirts and a plate of bitch ass nigga burgers and toss they bitch asses off of it! So today im a let everybody know 15 signs of a bitch ass nigga!

1.) If you calling a chick and she don’t answer her phone and you look to your boy and say “Let me use your phone real quick.” You a bitch ass nigga!

2.) If you get on the internet and finger fight with a nigga talking bout “nigga you know what it is”? You a bitch ass nigga!

3.) If you call up the radio station talking loud and tough and say “Ima get my niggas who like niggas to rape you in your booty”.. Ray J Your fucking gay….and a super bitch ass nigga.

4 .) If you always talking about who you gone get when your in a altercation? You a bitch ass nigga!

5.) If you owe a nigga money and when he ask about it you say “ nigga its only 20 dollars”…..and you owed him that $20 for 3 months? You a bitch ass nigga!

6.) If the first night you call a new chick on the phone, you end that conversation texting her your dick? You a thirsty bitch ass nigga!

7.) If you a “thug” and the only niggas you ever beef’d with is niggas who AINT in the streets? You a bitch ass nigga….. matta fact your one of the most bitcheest ass niggas!

8.) If your girl cheat on you and you get mad at the nigga she fucked but try to work it out with her? You a bitch ass nigga!

9.) If you’re broke, live with your mama, don’t pay a single bill but can find a way to smoke and drink whenever you feel the need? You a bitch ass nigga!

10.) If you have ATTEMPTED to fuck your homies girl? You a Bitch ass nigga!

( If she attempts to fuck u, u are obligated to tell your homie the first time. If she attempts a second time and you have brought it to your homies attention and he still with the chick? He a BITCH ASS NIGGA so you might as well fuck her ass!)

11.) If you still walking around saying “That’s still my bitch” and she married with kids and aint spoke to yo ass in 4 years? You a bitch ass nigga!

12. ) If you allowing your family to stay with you rent ass free in YOUR girl house? You a bitch ass nigga!

13.) If you call a chick on the phone crying because you “miss her”? You a bitch ass nigga! ( Sorry ladies all that feminine shit for ya not us. If u one of them I cant breathe without u type dudes, you’s a bitch ass nigga homie )

14.) If you say something behind a nigga back and when he confront you, your first words is “ Man who said I said that?” You a bitch ass nigga!

15.) If you go to the club with anything with glitter or Rinestones on it? You a bitch ass nigga!

Yes I could’ve went on and on, but I hate even giving bitch ass niggas this much light. Most fucked up part is, bitch ass niggas wont even read this because bitch ass niggas don’t read! Ol illiterate, L ameno P, cant carry the 2 ass niggas!