Build A Bitch

Build A Bitch

So as I sat up half of the damn night with insomnia last night, I was flicking around the channels trying to find something to watch. After watching Deadly Women and Andre Johnson beat the dog shit outta Courtlin Finnegan over and over again…. And over again…. Well I watched that shit alone for like 30 minutes because he gave that boy that 3 piece and a biscuit on National TV!  After I got tired of seeing AJ go all MMA on the football field, I continued my search to find something to watch. I run pass a show with a titled that caught my eye “ My Small Beast and I”. I was thinking what in the hell? So it was this documentary about these 3 British women with really small breast. So I watch it and all  women had these  different ways to improve their breast. One lady used some device that made her titties swollen for   like 3 months with hopes to enlarge them, so other lady went with the usual surgery option ( later realized her broke azz couldn’t afford and started saying “well Im kinda at one with my body”) and the other lady took some pictures that was therapeutic and accepted she just was gone have these little ass titties forever. So after this interesting show goes off, the next show comes on was about women and their lust to lose weight. So then it hit me, this shit isn’t fair! This isn’t a level playing field no more You don’t know what the hell u getting when u meet a women anymore, because now adays you can really Build A Bitch!

Now with all of these surgery’s to enhanced Breast, liposuction, plastic surgery and the new phenomenon “The Azz Shot”, a bitch can really change her whole damn appearance. There’s no such thing as a dime no more. Now, you can go meet the ugliest bitch in the world and build u a bitch if yo money right. Even if yo money aint right, then you go get youa template bitch.  A template bitch is a bitch that has the qualities you cant afford. You cant afford the breast implants and the nose job? No problem, go get u a ugly bitch with big tittys and a nice nose. You cant afford the azz shots and the lipo? Cool, get you a skinny bitch with a nice bubble. You cant afford none of that shit? Then take yo chances with one of these booshee ass women out here…. But if you want to take this option don’t worry it will get easier in the next few years because they aint gone be able to compete with these Build A Bitches. I mean you can look at some of these celebs like Nikki Minaj.. That’s a true Build A Bitch! See a nigga didn’t have the money for plastic surgery, so they took a cute bitch and Mrs. Potato Head’d the fuck outta her ass! Put a big stupid ass and tits on her and now who cares what she’s rapping about because all the men can think of is “DAMN! NIgga do u see her ass?” and all the women can think off “ DAMN! Bitch do you see her ass?”! Now all the men and women want to rebuild that bitch!   

Now we must also think about all the things out here to help u build a bitch as well. Any negative thing on a women now days is fixable! Women there is no need to feel insecure about nothing.. Just get yo money up, and rebuild yo shit! I mean there is no reason for a women to not be right now adays. Im not understanding how some of u ladies is walking around spoiled milk pussy with a whole damn isle at every grocery store, Walgreens and Walmart in the world specifically build to keep yo pussy fresh! I don’t understand how some of ya hair isn’t up to par with all of these damn curling irons and perms and just for ladies and spritz and shit out here. Even yo gear should be up! If u cant afford the Gucci? Bitch get the knock off joint! There is no reason why yo mothafucking ass shouldn’t be out here looking good! You cant afford yo titty’s? Fool us! Put some rice and stocking and stuff yo bra… ( yea I know about that damn trick you slick ass mothafuckas! ) See men we just out here! There isn’t no help for us. U born fucked up? Nigga u betta hope u was blessed with a horse dick! U born a pretty boy with a little joint? U better hope ur a blessed carpet muncher. Ur born ugly with a little joint? Then nigga u better rob every mothafucka u can because you gone need some bread to pull a bitch! See now is that fair? Women got all types of shit and all we got is what we were born with or some damn penis pills! Smh…. Bad part is, once the build a bitch done transformed to Super Bitch, she starts to hate on all u regular niggas and women. This is just not fair! Some of u aint gone realized this until 10 yrs from now when these build a bitches become the normal thing. So fellas im telling u right now, don’t be thirsty and get at these fine ass chicks. Get u a low self esteem, fat bitch and build u yo perfect bitch! Everything u need is out here to do it!