Thursday, September 22, 2011

15 Signs of a Bitch Ass nigga

15 Signs Of A Bitch Ass Nigga

Earlier today I was in my AHH Fam group and we were just having our usual shit talkathon and something strange happened. I thought the return of Jesus was coming because I just seen people moving out the way, the ground shaking, people getting sick and I thought what is this the plague?? Then like one of those commercials, it was a bright light and waaaalaahhhhh……..it was a BITCH ASS NIGGA! Yep a bitch ass nigga just had to come through and fuck up all the good shit talking we were doing. See I can’t stand no ol bitch ass nigga! Bitch ass niggas always fucking up some shit! Ya know how I feel about niggas, but bitch ass niggas?? Man if I could, I would roll all these bitch ass niggas up to the highest cliff of Bitch Ass Nigga Mountain with a bunch of bitchassness t shirts and a plate of bitch ass nigga burgers and toss they bitch asses off of it! So today im a let everybody know 15 signs of a bitch ass nigga!

1.) If you calling a chick and she don’t answer her phone and you look to your boy and say “Let me use your phone real quick.” You a bitch ass nigga!

2.) If you get on the internet and finger fight with a nigga talking bout “nigga you know what it is”? You a bitch ass nigga!

3.) If you call up the radio station talking loud and tough and say “Ima get my niggas who like niggas to rape you in your booty”.. Ray J Your fucking gay….and a super bitch ass nigga.

4 .) If you always talking about who you gone get when your in a altercation? You a bitch ass nigga!

5.) If you owe a nigga money and when he ask about it you say “ nigga its only 20 dollars”…..and you owed him that $20 for 3 months? You a bitch ass nigga!

6.) If the first night you call a new chick on the phone, you end that conversation texting her your dick? You a thirsty bitch ass nigga!

7.) If you a “thug” and the only niggas you ever beef’d with is niggas who AINT in the streets? You a bitch ass nigga….. matta fact your one of the most bitcheest ass niggas!

8.) If your girl cheat on you and you get mad at the nigga she fucked but try to work it out with her? You a bitch ass nigga!

9.) If you’re broke, live with your mama, don’t pay a single bill but can find a way to smoke and drink whenever you feel the need? You a bitch ass nigga!

10.) If you have ATTEMPTED to fuck your homies girl? You a Bitch ass nigga!

( If she attempts to fuck u, u are obligated to tell your homie the first time. If she attempts a second time and you have brought it to your homies attention and he still with the chick? He a BITCH ASS NIGGA so you might as well fuck her ass!)

11.) If you still walking around saying “That’s still my bitch” and she married with kids and aint spoke to yo ass in 4 years? You a bitch ass nigga!

12. ) If you allowing your family to stay with you rent ass free in YOUR girl house? You a bitch ass nigga!

13.) If you call a chick on the phone crying because you “miss her”? You a bitch ass nigga! ( Sorry ladies all that feminine shit for ya not us. If u one of them I cant breathe without u type dudes, you’s a bitch ass nigga homie )

14.) If you say something behind a nigga back and when he confront you, your first words is “ Man who said I said that?” You a bitch ass nigga!

15.) If you go to the club with anything with glitter or Rinestones on it? You a bitch ass nigga!

Yes I could’ve went on and on, but I hate even giving bitch ass niggas this much light. Most fucked up part is, bitch ass niggas wont even read this because bitch ass niggas don’t read! Ol illiterate, L ameno P, cant carry the 2 ass niggas! 

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The NIghtmares of a Dreamer

The Nightmares of a Dreamer
As a child, we all had parents that told us “you can be anything you want to be.” We all grew up with these dreams of the most elaborate lifestyles imaginable. I remember being in school and my 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Knackk asked all of us what we wanted to be when we grew up. A lot of the girls said Nurses, Actress, Dancers, etc. While a lot of the boys wanted to be athletes, entertainers and doctors. As a kid, you couldn’t tell any of us that those dreams weren’t obtainable because we all believe in our parents as kids and the fact that we can be anything we wanted to be. As we grow up though, society starts to hit you with the fact that dreaming in reality is just a nightmare! You start hearing the rumblings of society and why you need to stop dreaming. No matter how much you try to keep your dreams alive, its more people telling you to wake up! They say nothing comes to sleepers but dreams, but nothing comes to a person who’s awake but nightmares.

So what happened to those girls who dreamed of being Nurses and Actresses? Well simply put, LIFE! These girls a lot of times were forced to grow up fast. Absent fathers, sometimes neglecting mothers and sexual abuse makes a lot of these girls no longer see dreaming as a feasible thing. Because of the fact she got pregnant at 16, she no longer see those things as reachable goals anymore. Whenever she attempts to maybe go to sleep to get back her dreams, there is always somebody dumping salt on her sleeping ass saying “WAKE UP!... and come get this damn baby!” So she has to quit dreaming and go back to her responsibilities as a mother. Not that her baby is a nightmare, but the people around this girl wont allow her to dream. Why is that? A lot of these same people who once dreamed as well have stopped dreaming. So what people who no longer dreams do?? Judge other dreamers. So this girl keeps pushing and eventually enrolls in some online classes to be a RN to continue her dream, but then find it hard to even get a job. So she ends up just getting any job to support her child because her bum ass baby father has left her so once again everything seems more like a nightmare than a dream. Everybody this girls runs into now only see single mother, barely making it and struggling to raise her child, but nobody sees the girl who once dreamed about being a Nurse or an Actress. Now some might say well this girl shouldn’t have been having sex, but no one ever blames her parents whose job was to mold and guide this girl towards her dreams.

So what ever happened to the boys that wanted to be like Mike or entertain?? Well a lot of these little boys were working towards their dreams throughout adolescence. These boys played sports all the way up to high school and attempted to be the class clown because they enjoyed entertaining people. So what happened in High School? Well simply put, LIFE! That’s when coaches can start telling you “You’re not good enough”. The best basketball player of all time (In My Opinion) Michael Jordan was cut in high school. The coach told him “you’re not good enough to play at this level”. Michael Jordan was hurt! He actually went home and cried and his father came to him and asked what’s wrong? Mike looked up and told his dad he didn’t make the team because he wasn’t good enough. Mike’s fathers looked at him and said don’t ever let a person tell you what you can’t do! Work hard and go back next year and show them they were wrong. Those words motivated MJ to become the best in the world! As touching of a story that is, the average boy in high school can’t run home to his father and cry. When this boy gets cut, he has to accept it and find other things that interest him. In other words, he stops dreaming. He’s no longer as entertaining in class because the “jocks” get all the attention. He’s no longer cool because the “drug dealers” have all of the nice things. With no guidance and nobody telling him to keep dreaming he stops. Now you have a boy walking around the world with no dreams which is the worse thing. See one thing statistics don’t equate is the fact that people stop dreaming. So this kid who once dreamed, now turns to other people who no longer dreams. See the thing with us as people, is we tend to attract to people who is in the same place mentally as we are. You ever noticed in school “Jocks stuck with Jocks”, “Pretty Girls stuck with Pretty Girls”, “Thugs stuck with Thugs”, “Nerds stuck with Nerds” and “Hoes stuck with Hoes”! What happened when the girl who was a hoe attempted to hang with the pretty bitches? She was reminded that she was sleeping in the wrong bed and go back over there with the hoes. As those boys got older, they are constantly told what they can’t do by the people that should be supporting them to dream. When a person says “I rap”, its now frowned up upon by the same kids who once dreamed with them. The same kids you shared your animal crackers and orange juice with, wont support your dream but they will support the person who they inspire to be.

With all that said, the point is at the end of the day it’s important that you support the people around you dreams! A person without dreams is a person without hope. A person without hope is a person who lives a nightmare. As black people, we should support each other especially being that most other people don’t care to support us. Not only as black people, but as people in general you should support anybody who is dreaming to be better and chasing that dream. Whenever a person walks up to me and say check this out? I do it! Why? Because I don’t want that person to ever stop having hope. You never know what that dream is doing for that person. That same dream can be the only that keeps that person going. You never know how inspired you might get from someone else chasing their dream. Sometimes you never realize that you have stopped dreaming until you realize another person still is.

  I close my eyes to create dreams Im going to do,
Then I open my eyes to see those things coming true,
Even though some days I don’t think lifes fair,
I rather chase those dreams then settle for the nightmares”

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

The Stock Market Crash....of pussy


We currently live in a world where we have an financial crisis. There is a lot of talk about maybe having a change in currency, how to move forward as a society financially for the betterment of the people and also what got us to this point of financial hard times.What are the things we need to do to prevent these type of problems from happening again in the future? Well as that all remains to be seen, there is different things outside of the financial structure being affected and changed as well. America is a Super Power because of its ability ( at its highest points) to trade goods and produce financial gain for itself and surrounding countries. I know you're asking yourself, where is Quis going with this?? Well you have to understand the most important factor of the world which is finances and how trading and producing more with the invested money co aside with another major thing in our society…. The pussy! Yes the Pussy once posted one of the highest values of any consumer product known to man kind. When pussy went on the clock? It would be PP (penis pandemonium) to get shares of that pussy. Pussy once went for very high rates per share, but in recent years those stocks have plummeted. Why might you ask?? What happened with the pussy that it is no longer a good investment?? I’m here to break it down for you on what has happened and how to access your pussy to know if it's value has crashed. Now the first thing you must realize is, there will be bailouts for the pussy. This will be important later, but just keep that in mind as I go through this.

Once upon the time, the pussy held great power in the trading goods department. Since the beginning of time, women have been trading pussy for personal gain. Remember Adam and Eve? Remember the Garden of Eden?? Remember the forbidden fruit? You guys thought they were talking about a actual garden, apple and stuff right? WRONG! That was about the PUSSY! Yes…the pussy! See God made Adam and Eve right? He told Adam “Adam my son, I will put you in this place where you can have anything you want, but I only forbid you from one thing!” Adam says “what my god?” God looks at Adam and says “ Do you see that other being over there? I forbid you from getting the pussy! That is a forbidden pussy my child”. Adam says “ o ok.. No problem my father. I must not have that forbidden pussy.” The problem was Adam didn't even know what Pussy was but didn't want to question God. So what happened after that? Here comes Eve thick ass walking over to Adam. Adam was sizing her up and he was thinking "damn I wonder why this piece of flesh on me feels like a tree branch." Eve then shows him a hairy garden and says “Adam can you find what’s inside of my garden?" "I'm not sure what’s inside of your garden!” Adam says “but I most certainly may help you. I have a hard stick type utensil I will look with ”. Then he went into that garden and proceeded to stroke that Garden. That was the beginning of pussy being traded. The first sin in mankind was PUSSY!

From that point, Pussy has evolved. Women soon came to learn how valuable the pussy was. Maids used it to get Kings, Slaves used it to be house slaves, Marilyn Monroe used it to become famous and fuck presidents. Pussy was at a all time high in the early 90’s. You seen women fuck their way to the top of music, fashion, movies, even in the business world. Pussy was a very feasible investment. You didn't invest in Dow, you invested in Jennifer! Jennifer pussy could take you to the promise land. Ask any pimp you may know and ask them when was the most profitable pussy times. Pussy was the equivalent to gasoline now. Pussy was going for 4.89 a gallon back then.

So what changed? Why is the pussy now at a all time low? Well its simple, supply and demand. When other women started to see how other women were profitable with their pussy’s, they too attempted to cash in. Problem was, not all pussy’s was created equal. You had a lot of pussy’s entering the stock market that wasn't prepared. Now you have a stock market over crowded with pussy. The Pussy slowly devalued because at one time you had sit down dine in, menu, wine and good steak pussy, but now its McDouble, Redbox and box wine pussy. Before you had to be selective with the pussy you went after because it could effect you for a while if you invested in the wrong pussy, but now? No problem just go get you some from the dollar menu pussy. Will dollar menu pussy be the same as sit down dine in pussy? No, but I bet your ass still get full! Sometimes its not about getting the best pussy, more times than not its about getting the most convenient pussy. See women be out here giving up the pussy for the low so men don't have to over invest in the pussy no more. Why go spend the time investing in something for the long haul when you can make 10 quick flips before you would see any gain from a more challenging flip?

There is no reason for any man to wait around for pussy these days, so ladies making a man wait and all of that type of stuff is pointless. While you’re trying to get all you can out of your pussy, it’s a endless supply of dollar menu pussy’s out here. So while you stuck on being the 3$ Big Mac on the Menu, he can just get a $1 McDouble, add lettuce and big mac sauce for 50 cent and for half the price have pretty much  have the same sandwich. Truth is ladies if you want to up the value of your pussy? You must up the sales pitch so you can have bailout money to fall back on. For you who just totally missed the concept, Your pussy has crashed so try to convince a man to bail you out. In other words UP YOU! Because your pussy wont get you any further on the market than what the shares of the next pussy is going for.