The Stock Market Crash....of pussy

We currently live in a world where we have an financial crisis. There is a lot of talk about maybe having a change in currency, how to move forward as a society financially for the betterment of the people and also what got us to this point of financial hard times.What are the things we need to do to prevent these type of problems from happening again in the future? Well as that all remains to be seen, there is different things outside of the financial structure being affected and changed as well. America is a Super Power because of its ability ( at its highest points) to trade goods and produce financial gain for itself and surrounding countries. I know you're asking yourself, where is Quis going with this?? Well you have to understand the most important factor of the world which is finances and how trading and producing more with the invested money co aside with another major thing in our society…. The pussy! Yes the Pussy once posted one of the highest values of any consumer product known to man kind. When pussy went on the clock? It would be PP (penis pandemonium) to get shares of that pussy. Pussy once went for very high rates per share, but in recent years those stocks have plummeted. Why might you ask?? What happened with the pussy that it is no longer a good investment?? I’m here to break it down for you on what has happened and how to access your pussy to know if it's value has crashed. Now the first thing you must realize is, there will be bailouts for the pussy. This will be important later, but just keep that in mind as I go through this.

Once upon the time, the pussy held great power in the trading goods department. Since the beginning of time, women have been trading pussy for personal gain. Remember Adam and Eve? Remember the Garden of Eden?? Remember the forbidden fruit? You guys thought they were talking about a actual garden, apple and stuff right? WRONG! That was about the PUSSY! Yes…the pussy! See God made Adam and Eve right? He told Adam “Adam my son, I will put you in this place where you can have anything you want, but I only forbid you from one thing!” Adam says “what my god?” God looks at Adam and says “ Do you see that other being over there? I forbid you from getting the pussy! That is a forbidden pussy my child”. Adam says “ o ok.. No problem my father. I must not have that forbidden pussy.” The problem was Adam didn't even know what Pussy was but didn't want to question God. So what happened after that? Here comes Eve thick ass walking over to Adam. Adam was sizing her up and he was thinking "damn I wonder why this piece of flesh on me feels like a tree branch." Eve then shows him a hairy garden and says “Adam can you find what’s inside of my garden?" "I'm not sure what’s inside of your garden!” Adam says “but I most certainly may help you. I have a hard stick type utensil I will look with ”. Then he went into that garden and proceeded to stroke that Garden. That was the beginning of pussy being traded. The first sin in mankind was PUSSY!

From that point, Pussy has evolved. Women soon came to learn how valuable the pussy was. Maids used it to get Kings, Slaves used it to be house slaves, Marilyn Monroe used it to become famous and fuck presidents. Pussy was at a all time high in the early 90’s. You seen women fuck their way to the top of music, fashion, movies, even in the business world. Pussy was a very feasible investment. You didn't invest in Dow, you invested in Jennifer! Jennifer pussy could take you to the promise land. Ask any pimp you may know and ask them when was the most profitable pussy times. Pussy was the equivalent to gasoline now. Pussy was going for 4.89 a gallon back then.

So what changed? Why is the pussy now at a all time low? Well its simple, supply and demand. When other women started to see how other women were profitable with their pussy’s, they too attempted to cash in. Problem was, not all pussy’s was created equal. You had a lot of pussy’s entering the stock market that wasn't prepared. Now you have a stock market over crowded with pussy. The Pussy slowly devalued because at one time you had sit down dine in, menu, wine and good steak pussy, but now its McDouble, Redbox and box wine pussy. Before you had to be selective with the pussy you went after because it could effect you for a while if you invested in the wrong pussy, but now? No problem just go get you some from the dollar menu pussy. Will dollar menu pussy be the same as sit down dine in pussy? No, but I bet your ass still get full! Sometimes its not about getting the best pussy, more times than not its about getting the most convenient pussy. See women be out here giving up the pussy for the low so men don't have to over invest in the pussy no more. Why go spend the time investing in something for the long haul when you can make 10 quick flips before you would see any gain from a more challenging flip?

There is no reason for any man to wait around for pussy these days, so ladies making a man wait and all of that type of stuff is pointless. While you’re trying to get all you can out of your pussy, it’s a endless supply of dollar menu pussy’s out here. So while you stuck on being the 3$ Big Mac on the Menu, he can just get a $1 McDouble, add lettuce and big mac sauce for 50 cent and for half the price have pretty much  have the same sandwich. Truth is ladies if you want to up the value of your pussy? You must up the sales pitch so you can have bailout money to fall back on. For you who just totally missed the concept, Your pussy has crashed so try to convince a man to bail you out. In other words UP YOU! Because your pussy wont get you any further on the market than what the shares of the next pussy is going for.