A Thin Line Between Fag and Straight

It’s a thin line between fag and straight!

So as of late I’ve been having some interesting conversations and talks and I have been inspired to blog about them. I know I take long ass droughts in between but that’s because I either don’t have nothing I want to discuss or Im just too lazy to write this shit. Hey a nigga like me be tired than a mothafucka and blogging be cutting into my 2k11 and Black Ops time. This last week I’ve ran across a couple things I want to discuss. So todays blog will focus on something that I was discussing earlier on my Facebook page and that’s gay ass niggas! Now today I want to talk about a more specific sector of gay ass shit. My homegirl Re Re proposed the statement that running a train on a female is gay! Now I tried to explain to her that that is not gay, BUT there are rules and regulations to smutting a bitch. If you don’t know the rules of running a bitch you WILL be considered doing some gay ass shit! So with no further a do, I will now break down the rules and regulations of running a bitch! This way you know and understand the thin line between fag and straight.

1.)    First and foremost when preparing to run a bitch, never walk around with your dick in your hand. This is considered very VERY gay! First off, nigga you are holding your dick around other niggas…GAY! Before you run a bitch, your probably chit chatting shit like “homie I got her from the back” so if you looking at your nigga calling out your fucking position with your dick in your hand? Nigga you gay!

2.)    This will be simple, NO LOOKING AT ANOTHER NIGGA FOR MORE THAN .04 tenths of a second. STARING and Glazing into another nigga eyes while ya dicks out is GAY AS A MOTHAFUCKA!

3.)     There could never be more than 2 penis’s in the room at one time. Now it can be 10 niggas who gone fuck the bitch, BUT its absolutely imperative that only 2 exposed penis’s is in the room at one time. Its just something about more than 2 hard penis’s in one room that is very fucking gay! Reason why?

4.)    There can be NO SPECTATORS! Nigga if you aint fucking, no watching! Watching other niggas fuck is fucking gay! That goes back to rule one, you just gone stand around with your dick in your hand while we fuck the bitch?? GAY!

5.)    Now that you have escorted out the unparticipating penis’s, you must understand the rules WHILE fucking the bitch! First thing is, there is only 2 acceptable holes. That is the pussy and the mouth! Ok ok ok, if you just asked to yourself “what about the ass?” nigga you GAY! You cant fuck NOBODY in the ass when more than one penis is exposed! You might as be fucking the nigga in the ass with yo gay ass! Na nigga only the pussy and the mouth!

6.)    This is one of the most important rules right here. At NO TIME can both penis’s operate in one of the acceptable holes simultaneously. DP’n? ( Double Penetration) is fucking homo! You cant be rubbing dicks with no other nigga! What the fuck is wrong with your faggidy ass! This is one reason I think all them porno niggas is gay too! O and yes standing on each side of a chick while she suck both of ya dicks? GAY! That’s just like DP’n! What happens when one of ya leg cramp and you slip and you fuck up her rhythmatic bobble motion  and she have ya dicks touch? WHAT SHOULD happen is a automatic fist fight and if that DON’T happen, what happens is you niggas are officially GAY!

7.)    Now this might be the MOST important rule of them all! At no point and I mean NO POINT, should you ever have a nigga balls in your vision! Nigga if you even view another niggas testicles? Your fucking gay! This is why the only acceptable holes is the mouth and pussy! That way it keeps you from visually seeing any testicles! If you can view balls and stay hard? Nigga you gay!! Now what this also means, is the only acceptable position in running a bitch is doggy style. Why? Because you should only view ass or hair….NOT HAIRY BALLS! If you laying on your back and she is riding you and your homie is over the top of you getting his dick sucked and you can look up and see balls? Nigga your gay! Your boy is a good nut away from tea bagging your gay ass!

8.)    Now if you have correctly followed all the rules and regulations, the final one will be where you cum at. Now you should be wearing a condom with any chick allowing you to run her, so cuming In the condom is always a good plan. Other acceptable areas depends on the number of niggas waiting.

If its other niggas waiting, its absolutely necessary to cum in either the mouth and she MUST swallow or in the condom. No porno face shots or ass shots. Once the nut is in a viewable place, that place becomes off limits to other niggas waiting. BUT if you are the last one in line, then you can come anywhere you please! I would suggest the face! I mean what better way to end the running of a bitch than with a “Its been real” face shot! I think it’s a reward for her too! I mean she has to feel like “whooo I faded all them niggas! Heres the proof!” You know they say the proof is in the pudding….so im into PUTTING it allllllll on her face!!! Then after wards sit back and in one of them old school RB niggas voice, say “awwwww yea!”

Now I hope I have helped out all of your niggas who will run a bitch in the future and all the bitches who will let them know exactly how this should work. IF you have read this and your still like “ Nigga you can too fuck in the ass!” Nigga your gay!