The Art Of Cheating (MANual)

The Art Of Cheating

One of the stereotypes of male/ female communication in a relationship, is women are smarter than me. Its this notion that creates the theory that men are too stupid to get away with things because women are smarter. The whole Cats and Dogs comparison, you know Cats cover their shit while dogs leave it in the open. See the problem with this is, cats also needs other people to clean their shit up or it begins to stink! (DAMN THAT WAS HOT! Lol )  See the secret to these things actually have absolutely nothing to do with intelligence what so ever. This is the perception because of the different ways each sex goes about doing things. The main thing that women is supposedly better at is cheating! I know you have heard how women don’t get caught and men are stupid and bla bla bla. Truth is, some males just haven’t peep game and don’t understand the art to cheating and getting away with it. See women ya outsmart niggas, but ya don’t outsmart men! Most MEN will probably know the art to cheating, but for the niggas who don’t im here to break it down. Now this also don’t mean im cheating on my girl or what not because im in a very miserable faithful relationship. Yea I said that right because relationships is all about being miserable lol. Whole different blog though.

1.)    First rule to successfully cheating, DON’T BE RECKLESS! You see women never cheat in a reckless manner. Cheating recklessly is a sure way to get your ass caught! This is why women say “only way you gone catch me is if I want to get caught”. See reckless cheating includes dumb ass things like coming home at late times, claiming I stayed at my “friends” house, Fucking the chick raw, etc. That shit is unacceptable if u have plans of getting away with it. Cheating must be a well thought out process. You don’t just wake up and rob a bank right? So you cant just wake up and rob the new pussy! Your girl is like the police and they will search for any clues or information to confirm your alibi and where abouts on the night of the robbery of pussy! So you have to really think about your cheating plan.

2.)    Don’t and I mean DO NOT accept every pussy that comes at you! See when your in a relationship you always get pussy invitations. A vip party aint got nothing on the pussy invites you will receive! You will be waking up to pussy text, pussy emails, pussy facebook messages, hell you might even walk outside and see a pussy citation on your car. Pussy falls from the sky when you with somebody. Now since you are not accustomed to all this pussy and its really tempting to get some but just like money, all pussy aint good pussy! Some pussy you gotta decline! Especially the pussy that looks better than your current pussy! That’s a conflict of pussy interest right there and will eventually become a issue.

3.)    All cheating should be done in truth! Don’t lie to the side pussy! Tell that side pussy right away you are in a relationship. See lying to the side pussy will put u in a situation to keep lying to your wifey and that will eventually get you caught up. Like I said women like the police so any change in the story they will have your ass like “you know you fucked up right?”. So when you cheat, actually create truthful stories. No dumb shit like me and the guys going outta town… NO! No stupid shit like im a go see my kids but my BM out of town so im a stay over there so they can sleep in they beds..NO! U must cheat at opportune times. If u get off work early that day? Get the pussy BUT get home at your regular time. If u run to the grocery store? That gives you a enough time for a quick quicky before suspicion.

4.)    Cheat with other people in relationships! This is simple they don’t want to get caught either.

5.)    This is the MAIN reason women get away with it, CHEAT WITH PEOPLE WHO ACCEPTS THE SITUATION! See if u lying and deceiving the mistress, she will get attached and SHE is the one that will get you caught! She will text at some weird time or call or something stupid. You have to jump out and make sure she understands the situation.

6.)    Jump out in front of any chance of getting caught! If your side piece ever threaten to tell on u, delete all info and actually tell your girl about this weird bitch trying to get at you. You always jump out and plant! You must always know what to do next. Any free styling will get you caught!  Women are very good detectives! They will get your ass, so make sure you jump out there to fish for info.

7.)    Most importantly, you can not have a conscious! Don’t EVERRRRRR tell on yourself! Don’t ever pull the I might have made a mistake shit. That shit is not flying…unless she a dumb bitch! It wasn’t no mistake! You liked that new pussy, so if u ever start feeling bad about it, just don’t do it no more. Consciousness is the root to get caught. If you have a conscious then you shouldn’t have been cheating.

There you guys have it… now there is more, but since women be reading too, I cant TOTALLY give ya all of their secrets. Always remember though fellas, it’s a art to this cheating shit, but sometimes though its better to draw a picture of faithfulness and trust and miserableness rather than to cheat.