15 Signs of a Bitch Ass nigga

15 Signs Of A Bitch Ass Nigga

Earlier today I was in my AHH Fam group and we were just having our usual shit talkathon and something strange happened. I thought the return of Jesus was coming because I just seen people moving out the way, the ground shaking, people getting sick and I thought what is this the plague?? Then like one of those commercials, it was a bright light and waaaalaahhhhh……..it was a BITCH ASS NIGGA! Yep a bitch ass nigga just had to come through and fuck up all the good shit talking we were doing. See I can’t stand no ol bitch ass nigga! Bitch ass niggas always fucking up some shit! Ya know how I feel about niggas, but bitch ass niggas?? Man if I could, I would roll all these bitch ass niggas up to the highest cliff of Bitch Ass Nigga Mountain with a bunch of bitchassness t shirts and a plate of bitch ass nigga burgers and toss they bitch asses off of it! So today im a let everybody know 15 signs of a bitch ass nigga!

1.) If you calling a chick and she don’t answer her phone and you look to your boy and say “Let me use your phone real quick.” You a bitch ass nigga!

2.) If you get on the internet and finger fight with a nigga talking bout “nigga you know what it is”? You a bitch ass nigga!

3.) If you call up the radio station talking loud and tough and say “Ima get my niggas who like niggas to rape you in your booty”.. Ray J Your fucking gay….and a super bitch ass nigga.

4 .) If you always talking about who you gone get when your in a altercation? You a bitch ass nigga!

5.) If you owe a nigga money and when he ask about it you say “ nigga its only 20 dollars”…..and you owed him that $20 for 3 months? You a bitch ass nigga!

6.) If the first night you call a new chick on the phone, you end that conversation texting her your dick? You a thirsty bitch ass nigga!

7.) If you a “thug” and the only niggas you ever beef’d with is niggas who AINT in the streets? You a bitch ass nigga….. matta fact your one of the most bitcheest ass niggas!

8.) If your girl cheat on you and you get mad at the nigga she fucked but try to work it out with her? You a bitch ass nigga!

9.) If you’re broke, live with your mama, don’t pay a single bill but can find a way to smoke and drink whenever you feel the need? You a bitch ass nigga!

10.) If you have ATTEMPTED to fuck your homies girl? You a Bitch ass nigga!

( If she attempts to fuck u, u are obligated to tell your homie the first time. If she attempts a second time and you have brought it to your homies attention and he still with the chick? He a BITCH ASS NIGGA so you might as well fuck her ass!)

11.) If you still walking around saying “That’s still my bitch” and she married with kids and aint spoke to yo ass in 4 years? You a bitch ass nigga!

12. ) If you allowing your family to stay with you rent ass free in YOUR girl house? You a bitch ass nigga!

13.) If you call a chick on the phone crying because you “miss her”? You a bitch ass nigga! ( Sorry ladies all that feminine shit for ya not us. If u one of them I cant breathe without u type dudes, you’s a bitch ass nigga homie )

14.) If you say something behind a nigga back and when he confront you, your first words is “ Man who said I said that?” You a bitch ass nigga!

15.) If you go to the club with anything with glitter or Rinestones on it? You a bitch ass nigga!

Yes I could’ve went on and on, but I hate even giving bitch ass niggas this much light. Most fucked up part is, bitch ass niggas wont even read this because bitch ass niggas don’t read! Ol illiterate, L ameno P, cant carry the 2 ass niggas! 

The Survival Lie

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The NIghtmares of a Dreamer

The Nightmares of a Dreamer

As a child, we all had parents that told us “you can be anything you want to be.” We all grew up with these dreams of the most elaborate lifestyles imaginable. I remember being in school and my 2^nd grade teacher Mrs. Knackk asked all of us what we wanted to be when we grew up. A lot of the girls said Nurses, Actress, Dancers, etc. While a lot of the boys wanted to be athletes, entertainers and doctors. As a kid, you couldn’t tell any of us that those dreams weren’t obtainable because we all believe in our parents as kids and the fact that we can be anything we wanted to be. As we grow up though, society starts to hit you with the fact that dreaming in reality is just a nightmare! You start hearing the rumblings of society and why you need to stop dreaming. No matter how much you try to keep your dreams alive, its more people telling you to wake up! They say nothing comes to sleepers but dreams, but nothing comes to a person who’s awake but nightmares.

So what happened to those girls who dreamed of being Nurses and Actresses? Well simply put, LIFE! These girls a lot of times were forced to grow up fast. Absent fathers, sometimes neglecting mothers and sexual abuse makes a lot of these girls no longer see dreaming as a feasible thing. Because of the fact she got pregnant at 16, she no longer see those things as reachable goals anymore. Whenever she attempts to maybe go to sleep to get back her dreams, there is always somebody dumping salt on her sleeping ass saying “WAKE UP!... and come get this damn baby!” So she has to quit dreaming and go back to her responsibilities as a mother. Not that her baby is a nightmare, but the people around this girl wont allow her to dream. Why is that? A lot of these same people who once dreamed as well have stopped dreaming. So what people who no longer dreams do?? Judge other dreamers. So this girl keeps pushing and eventually enrolls in some online classes to be a RN to continue her dream, but then find it hard to even get a job. So she ends up just getting any job to support her child because her bum ass baby father has left her so once again everything seems more like a nightmare than a dream. Everybody this girls runs into now only see single mother, barely making it and struggling to raise her child, but nobody sees the girl who once dreamed about being a Nurse or an Actress. Now some might say well this girl shouldn’t have been having sex, but no one ever blames her parents whose job was to mold and guide this girl towards her dreams.

So what ever happened to the boys that wanted to be like Mike or entertain?? Well a lot of these little boys were working towards their dreams throughout adolescence. These boys played sports all the way up to high school and attempted to be the class clown because they enjoyed entertaining people. So what happened in High School? Well simply put, LIFE! That’s when coaches can start telling you “You’re not good enough”. The best basketball player of all time (In My Opinion) Michael Jordan was cut in high school. The coach told him “you’re not good enough to play at this level”. Michael Jordan was hurt! He actually went home and cried and his father came to him and asked what’s wrong? Mike looked up and told his dad he didn’t make the team because he wasn’t good enough. Mike’s fathers looked at him and said don’t ever let a person tell you what you can’t do! Work hard and go back next year and show them they were wrong. Those words motivated MJ to become the best in the world! As touching of a story that is, the average boy in high school can’t run home to his father and cry. When this boy gets cut, he has to accept it and find other things that interest him. In other words, he stops dreaming. He’s no longer as entertaining in class because the “jocks” get all the attention. He’s no longer cool because the “drug dealers” have all of the nice things. With no guidance and nobody telling him to keep dreaming he stops. Now you have a boy walking around the world with no dreams which is the worse thing. See one thing statistics don’t equate is the fact that people stop dreaming. So this kid who once dreamed, now turns to other people who no longer dreams. See the thing with us as people, is we tend to attract to people who is in the same place mentally as we are. You ever noticed in school “Jocks stuck with Jocks”, “Pretty Girls stuck with Pretty Girls”, “Thugs stuck with Thugs”, “Nerds stuck with Nerds” and “Hoes stuck with Hoes”! What happened when the girl who was a hoe attempted to hang with the pretty bitches? She was reminded that she was sleeping in the wrong bed and go back over there with the hoes. As those boys got older, they are constantly told what they can’t do by the people that should be supporting them to dream. When a person says “I rap”, its now frowned up upon by the same kids who once dreamed with them. The same kids you shared your animal crackers and orange juice with, wont support your dream but they will support the person who they inspire to be.

With all that said, the point is at the end of the day it’s important that you support the people around you dreams! A person without dreams is a person without hope. A person without hope is a person who lives a nightmare. As black people, we should support each other especially being that most other people don’t care to support us. Not only as black people, but as people in general you should support anybody who is dreaming to be better and chasing that dream. Whenever a person walks up to me and say check this out? I do it! Why? Because I don’t want that person to ever stop having hope. You never know what that dream is doing for that person. That same dream can be the only that keeps that person going. You never know how inspired you might get from someone else chasing their dream. Sometimes you never realize that you have stopped dreaming until you realize another person still is.

“  I close my eyes to create dreams Im going to do,

Then I open my eyes to see those things coming true,

Even though some days I don’t think lifes fair,

I rather chase those dreams then settle for the nightmares”

The Stock Market Crash....of pussy

We currently live in a world where we have an financial crisis. There is a lot of talk about maybe having a change in currency, how to move forward as a society financially for the betterment of the people and also what got us to this point of financial hard times.What are the things we need to do to prevent these type of problems from happening again in the future? Well as that all remains to be seen, there is different things outside of the financial structure being affected and changed as well. America is a Super Power because of its ability ( at its highest points) to trade goods and produce financial gain for itself and surrounding countries. I know you're asking yourself, where is Quis going with this?? Well you have to understand the most important factor of the world which is finances and how trading and producing more with the invested money co aside with another major thing in our society…. The pussy! Yes the Pussy once posted one of the highest values of any consumer product known to man kind. When pussy went on the clock? It would be PP (penis pandemonium) to get shares of that pussy. Pussy once went for very high rates per share, but in recent years those stocks have plummeted. Why might you ask?? What happened with the pussy that it is no longer a good investment?? I’m here to break it down for you on what has happened and how to access your pussy to know if it's value has crashed. Now the first thing you must realize is, there will be bailouts for the pussy. This will be important later, but just keep that in mind as I go through this.

Once upon the time, the pussy held great power in the trading goods department. Since the beginning of time, women have been trading pussy for personal gain. Remember Adam and Eve? Remember the Garden of Eden?? Remember the forbidden fruit? You guys thought they were talking about a actual garden, apple and stuff right? WRONG! That was about the PUSSY! Yes…the pussy! See God made Adam and Eve right? He told Adam “Adam my son, I will put you in this place where you can have anything you want, but I only forbid you from one thing!” Adam says “what my god?” God looks at Adam and says “ Do you see that other being over there? I forbid you from getting the pussy! That is a forbidden pussy my child”. Adam says “ o ok.. No problem my father. I must not have that forbidden pussy.” The problem was Adam didn't even know what Pussy was but didn't want to question God. So what happened after that? Here comes Eve thick ass walking over to Adam. Adam was sizing her up and he was thinking "damn I wonder why this piece of flesh on me feels like a tree branch." Eve then shows him a hairy garden and says “Adam can you find what’s inside of my garden?" "I'm not sure what’s inside of your garden!” Adam says “but I most certainly may help you. I have a hard stick type utensil I will look with ”. Then he went into that garden and proceeded to stroke that Garden. That was the beginning of pussy being traded. The first sin in mankind was PUSSY!

From that point, Pussy has evolved. Women soon came to learn how valuable the pussy was. Maids used it to get Kings, Slaves used it to be house slaves, Marilyn Monroe used it to become famous and fuck presidents. Pussy was at a all time high in the early 90’s. You seen women fuck their way to the top of music, fashion, movies, even in the business world. Pussy was a very feasible investment. You didn't invest in Dow, you invested in Jennifer! Jennifer pussy could take you to the promise land. Ask any pimp you may know and ask them when was the most profitable pussy times. Pussy was the equivalent to gasoline now. Pussy was going for 4.89 a gallon back then.

So what changed? Why is the pussy now at a all time low? Well its simple, supply and demand. When other women started to see how other women were profitable with their pussy’s, they too attempted to cash in. Problem was, not all pussy’s was created equal. You had a lot of pussy’s entering the stock market that wasn't prepared. Now you have a stock market over crowded with pussy. The Pussy slowly devalued because at one time you had sit down dine in, menu, wine and good steak pussy, but now its McDouble, Redbox and box wine pussy. Before you had to be selective with the pussy you went after because it could effect you for a while if you invested in the wrong pussy, but now? No problem just go get you some from the dollar menu pussy. Will dollar menu pussy be the same as sit down dine in pussy? No, but I bet your ass still get full! Sometimes its not about getting the best pussy, more times than not its about getting the most convenient pussy. See women be out here giving up the pussy for the low so men don't have to over invest in the pussy no more. Why go spend the time investing in something for the long haul when you can make 10 quick flips before you would see any gain from a more challenging flip?

There is no reason for any man to wait around for pussy these days, so ladies making a man wait and all of that type of stuff is pointless. While you’re trying to get all you can out of your pussy, it’s a endless supply of dollar menu pussy’s out here. So while you stuck on being the 3$ Big Mac on the Menu, he can just get a $1 McDouble, add lettuce and big mac sauce for 50 cent and for half the price have pretty much  have the same sandwich. Truth is ladies if you want to up the value of your pussy? You must up the sales pitch so you can have bailout money to fall back on. For you who just totally missed the concept, Your pussy has crashed so try to convince a man to bail you out. In other words UP YOU! Because your pussy wont get you any further on the market than what the shares of the next pussy is going for.

The Art Of Cheating (MANual)

The Art Of Cheating

One of the stereotypes of male/ female communication in a relationship, is women are smarter than me. Its this notion that creates the theory that men are too stupid to get away with things because women are smarter. The whole Cats and Dogs comparison, you know Cats cover their shit while dogs leave it in the open. See the problem with this is, cats also needs other people to clean their shit up or it begins to stink! (DAMN THAT WAS HOT! Lol )  See the secret to these things actually have absolutely nothing to do with intelligence what so ever. This is the perception because of the different ways each sex goes about doing things. The main thing that women is supposedly better at is cheating! I know you have heard how women don’t get caught and men are stupid and bla bla bla. Truth is, some males just haven’t peep game and don’t understand the art to cheating and getting away with it. See women ya outsmart niggas, but ya don’t outsmart men! Most MEN will probably know the art to cheating, but for the niggas who don’t im here to break it down. Now this also don’t mean im cheating on my girl or what not because im in a very miserable faithful relationship. Yea I said that right because relationships is all about being miserable lol. Whole different blog though.

1.)    First rule to successfully cheating, DON’T BE RECKLESS! You see women never cheat in a reckless manner. Cheating recklessly is a sure way to get your ass caught! This is why women say “only way you gone catch me is if I want to get caught”. See reckless cheating includes dumb ass things like coming home at late times, claiming I stayed at my “friends” house, Fucking the chick raw, etc. That shit is unacceptable if u have plans of getting away with it. Cheating must be a well thought out process. You don’t just wake up and rob a bank right? So you cant just wake up and rob the new pussy! Your girl is like the police and they will search for any clues or information to confirm your alibi and where abouts on the night of the robbery of pussy! So you have to really think about your cheating plan.

2.)    Don’t and I mean DO NOT accept every pussy that comes at you! See when your in a relationship you always get pussy invitations. A vip party aint got nothing on the pussy invites you will receive! You will be waking up to pussy text, pussy emails, pussy facebook messages, hell you might even walk outside and see a pussy citation on your car. Pussy falls from the sky when you with somebody. Now since you are not accustomed to all this pussy and its really tempting to get some but just like money, all pussy aint good pussy! Some pussy you gotta decline! Especially the pussy that looks better than your current pussy! That’s a conflict of pussy interest right there and will eventually become a issue.

3.)    All cheating should be done in truth! Don’t lie to the side pussy! Tell that side pussy right away you are in a relationship. See lying to the side pussy will put u in a situation to keep lying to your wifey and that will eventually get you caught up. Like I said women like the police so any change in the story they will have your ass like “you know you fucked up right?”. So when you cheat, actually create truthful stories. No dumb shit like me and the guys going outta town… NO! No stupid shit like im a go see my kids but my BM out of town so im a stay over there so they can sleep in they beds..NO! U must cheat at opportune times. If u get off work early that day? Get the pussy BUT get home at your regular time. If u run to the grocery store? That gives you a enough time for a quick quicky before suspicion.

4.)    Cheat with other people in relationships! This is simple they don’t want to get caught either.

5.)    This is the MAIN reason women get away with it, CHEAT WITH PEOPLE WHO ACCEPTS THE SITUATION! See if u lying and deceiving the mistress, she will get attached and SHE is the one that will get you caught! She will text at some weird time or call or something stupid. You have to jump out and make sure she understands the situation.

6.)    Jump out in front of any chance of getting caught! If your side piece ever threaten to tell on u, delete all info and actually tell your girl about this weird bitch trying to get at you. You always jump out and plant! You must always know what to do next. Any free styling will get you caught!  Women are very good detectives! They will get your ass, so make sure you jump out there to fish for info.

7.)    Most importantly, you can not have a conscious! Don’t EVERRRRRR tell on yourself! Don’t ever pull the I might have made a mistake shit. That shit is not flying…unless she a dumb bitch! It wasn’t no mistake! You liked that new pussy, so if u ever start feeling bad about it, just don’t do it no more. Consciousness is the root to get caught. If you have a conscious then you shouldn’t have been cheating.

There you guys have it… now there is more, but since women be reading too, I cant TOTALLY give ya all of their secrets. Always remember though fellas, it’s a art to this cheating shit, but sometimes though its better to draw a picture of faithfulness and trust and miserableness rather than to cheat.

A Thin Line Between Fag and Straight

It’s a thin line between fag and straight!

So as of late I’ve been having some interesting conversations and talks and I have been inspired to blog about them. I know I take long ass droughts in between but that’s because I either don’t have nothing I want to discuss or Im just too lazy to write this shit. Hey a nigga like me be tired than a mothafucka and blogging be cutting into my 2k11 and Black Ops time. This last week I’ve ran across a couple things I want to discuss. So todays blog will focus on something that I was discussing earlier on my Facebook page and that’s gay ass niggas! Now today I want to talk about a more specific sector of gay ass shit. My homegirl Re Re proposed the statement that running a train on a female is gay! Now I tried to explain to her that that is not gay, BUT there are rules and regulations to smutting a bitch. If you don’t know the rules of running a bitch you WILL be considered doing some gay ass shit! So with no further a do, I will now break down the rules and regulations of running a bitch! This way you know and understand the thin line between fag and straight.

1.)    First and foremost when preparing to run a bitch, never walk around with your dick in your hand. This is considered very VERY gay! First off, nigga you are holding your dick around other niggas…GAY! Before you run a bitch, your probably chit chatting shit like “homie I got her from the back” so if you looking at your nigga calling out your fucking position with your dick in your hand? Nigga you gay!

2.)    This will be simple, NO LOOKING AT ANOTHER NIGGA FOR MORE THAN .04 tenths of a second. STARING and Glazing into another nigga eyes while ya dicks out is GAY AS A MOTHAFUCKA!

3.)     There could never be more than 2 penis’s in the room at one time. Now it can be 10 niggas who gone fuck the bitch, BUT its absolutely imperative that only 2 exposed penis’s is in the room at one time. Its just something about more than 2 hard penis’s in one room that is very fucking gay! Reason why?

4.)    There can be NO SPECTATORS! Nigga if you aint fucking, no watching! Watching other niggas fuck is fucking gay! That goes back to rule one, you just gone stand around with your dick in your hand while we fuck the bitch?? GAY!

5.)    Now that you have escorted out the unparticipating penis’s, you must understand the rules WHILE fucking the bitch! First thing is, there is only 2 acceptable holes. That is the pussy and the mouth! Ok ok ok, if you just asked to yourself “what about the ass?” nigga you GAY! You cant fuck NOBODY in the ass when more than one penis is exposed! You might as be fucking the nigga in the ass with yo gay ass! Na nigga only the pussy and the mouth!

6.)    This is one of the most important rules right here. At NO TIME can both penis’s operate in one of the acceptable holes simultaneously. DP’n? ( Double Penetration) is fucking homo! You cant be rubbing dicks with no other nigga! What the fuck is wrong with your faggidy ass! This is one reason I think all them porno niggas is gay too! O and yes standing on each side of a chick while she suck both of ya dicks? GAY! That’s just like DP’n! What happens when one of ya leg cramp and you slip and you fuck up her rhythmatic bobble motion  and she have ya dicks touch? WHAT SHOULD happen is a automatic fist fight and if that DON’T happen, what happens is you niggas are officially GAY!

7.)    Now this might be the MOST important rule of them all! At no point and I mean NO POINT, should you ever have a nigga balls in your vision! Nigga if you even view another niggas testicles? Your fucking gay! This is why the only acceptable holes is the mouth and pussy! That way it keeps you from visually seeing any testicles! If you can view balls and stay hard? Nigga you gay!! Now what this also means, is the only acceptable position in running a bitch is doggy style. Why? Because you should only view ass or hair….NOT HAIRY BALLS! If you laying on your back and she is riding you and your homie is over the top of you getting his dick sucked and you can look up and see balls? Nigga your gay! Your boy is a good nut away from tea bagging your gay ass!

8.)    Now if you have correctly followed all the rules and regulations, the final one will be where you cum at. Now you should be wearing a condom with any chick allowing you to run her, so cuming In the condom is always a good plan. Other acceptable areas depends on the number of niggas waiting.

If its other niggas waiting, its absolutely necessary to cum in either the mouth and she MUST swallow or in the condom. No porno face shots or ass shots. Once the nut is in a viewable place, that place becomes off limits to other niggas waiting. BUT if you are the last one in line, then you can come anywhere you please! I would suggest the face! I mean what better way to end the running of a bitch than with a “Its been real” face shot! I think it’s a reward for her too! I mean she has to feel like “whooo I faded all them niggas! Heres the proof!” You know they say the proof is in the pudding….so im into PUTTING it allllllll on her face!!! Then after wards sit back and in one of them old school RB niggas voice, say “awwwww yea!”

Now I hope I have helped out all of your niggas who will run a bitch in the future and all the bitches who will let them know exactly how this should work. IF you have read this and your still like “ Nigga you can too fuck in the ass!” Nigga your gay! 

Faithful Men Vs New Pussy. Who wins?

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Men Lie, Women Lie, Numbers Dont

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