Beat They Lil Ass!

Beat They Lil Ass!

Todays entry will be about something that irritates the shit outta me personally….bad ass kids! I cant stand bad ass kids! I cant stand that kid that come into the store with they parents and yell and throw tempter tamp trams about a damn toy! Whats even worse, is when the wack ass parent sit there and negotiate with they kid. Negotiate? With a kid? Shittttt… only thing my grandma use to negotiate with me about was the switch! If I got a switch that she deemed unacceptable, she sent me right back to the tree to get another one. Now adays, people sit there and offer they kids ice cream to go in a store and behave. My moms gave me the “boy don’t go in this store acting no fool! I will beat yo ass right in this store!” speech. Now a lot of times when im around people with bad ass kids, they give u a warning like “im telling you now, my kids bad”. I always think, na yo kids aint bad, you just a bad ass parent and u need to call 1800-Beat-Akid. There is specialist all over the world! U just have to call and have us come through. So today for you parents who think you have “bad ass kids”, ima tell you everything that’s a beat yo kids ass offense.

#1. If your kid uses curst words on the regular, this is the time when you call a specialist like myself, to BEAT THEY MOTHAFUCKIN ASS! You don’t let them say fuck, shit and bitch like they grown. Your over grown ass bout sit there and laugh like “see I told u they bad”. No they aint bad, but u a bad parent! As soon as a specialist like me is around and they say those words, I bring a belt out the sky blue and BEAT THEY ASS! I aint saying watch yo mouth or none of that shit! U beat they ass right off of top, and afterwards when that kid is sitting there with snot running out of they nose and doing the sniffles, u ask them some shit that will fuck they whole head up… “ U want something to eat?” Now u know damn well that kid aint hungry after that whopping, but what that do is let them know who's in charge. Yea u beat they ass and feed them, then afterwards you send they ass to clean YO room. Yea YO room! U know why, cause u hope they say “well I aint mess up yo room why I gotta clean it?”. Then u know what u do? U BEAT THEY ASS AGAIN! Straight up! Then that kid will learn, maybe I shouldn’t question this mothafucka because they beasting with that damn belt! See yo kids have to fear you! U can be friends and shit later when their older, but while they young u beat they mothafucking ass! Once they are frightened by the look, ( this becomes effective after you have let it be know u will tear they lil fucking ass up! ) then u can start talking to them. Until then though, you beat they ass! Watch how respectful they be to yo ass!

#2. When you ask someone to baby sit yo bad ass kids, you must be prepared to give them full responsibility to BEAT THEY ASS! Now I understand some people don’t want other people to beat they kids, and that’s why u have to follow #1, BUT even being, kids have a tendency to try people who aint they parents. Now its important u let other people beat they mothafuckin ass too though! See it’s a bigger lesson to learn. When they grow up and is out in the streets, if they disrespect someone they will get they ass beat! They cant count on mama and daddy to save them, so its imperative, that they learn early at any given time my ass can be beat! When other people have the authority to get in that ass, kids tend to think twice. They tend to weigh out pros and cons which will help them in life as they get older. They gone be a little bit more like, “damn…. Fuck it! I don’t feel like getting my ass whop!”. Now if u one of them people that say “well I don’t want nobody touching my kid”, I understand… and u shouldn’t be asking nobody to watch them little mothafuckas either! If u ask a nigga like me to watch yo kid, and they jumping on my shit, or breaking my shit, im breaking they mothafuckin ass! I aint bullshitting either! I can promise you one thing, I don’t know how they will come to my house, but they will leave that bitch like they went to bootcamp. They will come home washing all types of dishes. See if you punk ass parents stop being “friends” and start being “parents” you wouldn’t need a nigga like me to beat respect in yo damn kids.

Now im not saying nobody should abuse they kids, I just think you should beat they fucking ass! Once they reach teenage years, you no longer use a belt….that’s just excessive ass whoppins and that’s wrong… that is the part when you start punching them in they mothafuckin chest! For real, hit that nigga dead in his shit! If it’s a girl, u tell her mama to body slam her ass! U must let them know, “nigga u aint that big! I’ll still fuck u up!”. Its important to the mindset of your child. Even though I could prolly whop my mama ass, I would never try it. Why? Cause that heffa crazy! Im not running up on that lady! THAT’S how your kids pose to look at u! As a fucking parent and not a buddy! U don’t sit there and let they young ass smoke blunts with u! U take they blunt, beat they ass, and then smoke up they shit while they watch! U let them see how wasting that $20 wasn’t the way to go! If yor pussy ass still don’t want to whop yo kids ass, I understand. When they ass is on AMW in 10 years and u talking bout “my baby is a good boy” and he done raped 10 women and shot 4 niggas, ima beat yo mothafucking ass! So if u scared to beat that ass, just call a nigga like me! I will not only beat they ass for you, I will teach them a lesson in life. In life there can always be a physical confrontation from any form of disrespect. You can not just running around disrespecting people and thinking someone wont physically get in that ass! Its better u teach your child earlier than later. A beat down from they parent, is much better than a gun shot from their peer. So If u don’t wanna whop they ass, hire me! I’ll beat the dog shit outta that damn child! It will be one less child in the streets trying to rob my child!