Ugly People Do Ugly Shit

Ugly People Do Ugly Shit

You ever notice ugly ass people do ugly ass shit? Like you know they're ugly just by the shit they do. Have you ever been out and ran into a ugly person you know and they ask you for your number? You give it to them and they type it in a ugly ass phone? I'm not even talking about like a ugly person even getting at you, it can be a ugly old classmate. Why they ask you to do ugly shit all the time? They always want to invite you to their ugly ass house where they do ugly shit at too. My godsister was telling me last night about a old ugly classmate we had that she gave her number too and I couldn’t help but laugh and think of all the ugly shit she would get asked to do. She's going to get ugly phone calls, invited to ugly ass party's and have ugly drinks. Then she will get invited to a ugly house, where a ugly boyfriend and 3 ugly kids live. They will eat ugly ass dinners and play ugly ass family games. For holidays, they will eat ugly ass thanksgiving turkeys and light up ugly ass fireworks. Then they will tuck their kids into ugly ass beds with ugly ass comforters and read them kids ugly ass bedtime stories about ugly ass bears. When you have problems, they even give you ugly ass advice! How can ugly people do so much ugly shit? See ugly people are special people! Nobody can master the art of ugly shit like ugly people. Look at Reggie Miller, homie was ugly with a ugly jumpshot and wore ugly wristbands but his jumper was GREAT! Look at people like Sam Cassell, he ugly, he had a ugly game, played for ugly teams and wore ugly jerseys and still won 2 rings. Shabba Ranks was a great reggae singer....but one of the ugliest niggas of all time! Jay-Z is ugly with a ugly wife….well naw she a bad bitch! But he got a ugly car…..well naw his whip game is up…but he got a ugly ass….ok well he ugly but the rest of that nigga shit is rather beautiful. Its always a exception to the rule I guess… I guess all ugly people don’t do ugly shit huh?