Your Girl Is A Porn Star

Your Woman Is A Porn Star!

I have realized that a lot of man are not aware that their woman is a porn star. Don’t argue with me nigga, YES SHE IS! She just as nasty as all of them broads in Phat Azz Vol 2.  A lot of men are unaware that every nasty, dirty, kinky thing that they see “Pinky”,” Cheerokee” and “Vanessa Blue” do in porn and think “damn she is nasty as fuck!…..where is my lotion..”, that you have your own personal porn star already. You just got her ass cooking Ramen Noodles and folding up your dirty draws. What you don’t know is, not only WOULD your girl do all that filthy sh*t, she WANTS to do that filthy sh*t! She wants nothing more than to do some nasty sh*t to your ass! You just gotta quit being a bitch ass n*gga and ask. Ive had numerous talks with my boys about sex, and a lot of times they seemed shocked when I say I cum on girls faces. They be like" your girl let you do that?" I’m like EVERY girl lets me do it! So to all of you dudes who haven't been in my inner circle and don’t know the secrets to making your girl a porn star, I'm going to give you the pointers.

First and foremost, you have to understand your nasty ass level of porn star.. me personally, my level up there, but rookie n*gga who don’t know your girl is a porn star, you must discover yours. Now it’s a checkpoint to see just how nasty your girl is. Don’t confuse freaky with nasty. A freaky chick can be just any ol girl, but a nasty girl is the most beautiful thing ever. Now being that my personal favorite is cuming on the face, I will explain to you how to do this. Now keep in mind fellas, this might not be your thing, but no matter what your thing is, your nasty, filthy girl WANTS to do that shit! Trust and believe.

#1. It is a process with busting on a girls face. You cant just come straight out and bust on her face the first time without knowing the rules and cumulations.( yea that’s my word!) You can not, I REPEAT can NOT attempt this act after a bullshit sex session. If u ran in the pussy on some 3 minute sh*t and attempt the face shot, u will probably get slapped! So u better make sure you was going in! Now while doing this, u have to test the girl to make sure your REALLY doing your thing. Its true fellas, girls lie and fake the sh*t all the time. Don’t believe all that moaning and groaning sh*t. N*gga she’s probably had bigger and is thinking about what bag match her shoes or some sh*t. So this is the first thing you must attempt to see how into it she is….. Choke her ass! Yea nigga really! She wants you too! She will not stop you, now u cant over do it though. Don’t choke her until she is blue or nothing, but you give her a slightly aggressive choke. If she say, “n*gga wtf is wrong wit u?”, you are not doing your thing! If she don’t say nothing at all, you have passed step 1.

#2. Now after you have successfully choked her ass, the next thing you want to do is talk some sh*t! Now this is key with finding out if your girl is ready to be pornographic or not. You ask her, “ You like this d**k don’t you?”. If she say “un huh”, got dammit n*gga you are not doing your thing! Now if she say “ F*ck yea!”, then your good! Then you must ask “ Do this p*ssy love this d*ck?” ( now don’t forget to change the word to love. Its important! Even though she might not actually love your ass, if you hitting it right, she do love you at that moment) if she say “Un huh” n*gga she lying, but if she say “she loves that d*ck”, that means she’s talking about her pussy in the 3^rd person. Every woman does this, it don’t matter how bad she is homie she talks to her girl down there. Now once you have got confirmation on this, you can pop the most important question. “So where you want me to cum?”

#3. Now once you get to that question, the girl's response is very important. If her ass say, “what you mean?” then n*gga you are not getting it in and she faked every other step and that there is a bad chick! You have to respect the game and realize she will probably call “Negro number 2” to come over and bring her porn star out later. BUT, if she say “ Wherever you want to!”, your home free home! Now at this point u don’t ask her ass sh*t else! Now you start demanding sh*t! This is the part where  you say “ Im going to put it on your face baby! That’s where you want it baby!”. Her nasty, filthy ass will simply say “yes daddy”.

WARNING: At this point though you have to start including race in this equation. If she is white, Asian or Indian, then you can just wildly get it in, but if she is black or Latin then homie it is important you aim NOT to hit the hair! If a drop hit that hair, she wont be allowing no more face shots for your ass! The sister's do not wanna flat iron her hair for 2 hours because you couldn’t aim.

Now I have gave you all the pointers needed to make your girl a nasty, filthy, slut…. For you!  You can thank me later like Drake! I have more pointers, but if I told you n*ggas ALL the game, then I couldn’t make your girl potentially video tape it with me.. Taaaaa.. I don’t care what you think about your girl, if you thank I'm just talking sh*t, try it and find out that your girl is a porn star!