What She Really Means

What up ladies and gents? Today's topic will be about what ladies REALLY mean. See ladies have this special coded language that most dudes dont understand. Its a real smooth language that they KNOW most men wont be able to deciper. Lucky for you dudes, i understand it! I was raised by more women then anything, so over the years ive decoded this language for the ages. Im going to have a list of phrases, and let you fellas know REALLY what she means.


" Why dont you ever hold me no more?"


Ok fellas this is a complicated statement right here. The first thing you can do to fail her test is say "aww baby come here". She dont want you to do that! Her point was to inform you that "nigga you know i got some other niggas willing to do what your ass aint doing right?" The word "hold" is code for alot of things. It also means talk, taking her out to social settings and fucking! Yep what she is telling you is, nigga i dont have that feeling for you that i used to have. I used to get this feeling when you held me, talked to me or just looked at me that i no longer get....but i could probably get it from that dude over there.


" Baby its not about the size as long as i like it. thats all you should worry bout!"


Ok fellas to women, SIZE DOES MATTER! They lying! Now the truth is, do it mean they wont enjoy sex with you? No! As long as u got about 6, u iight,(anything under that though fellas, It might be kinda rough for you out here") but its just like us looking at Buffy's ass or Pamela Lee titties...its just good to look at! Women just like knowing the fact that they man got something huge down there. Truth be told, most women dont even enjoy getting banged by some 10 inch joint like that, but they enjoy having the option. I know this beautiful black women who said to me " yea my 50" tv broke and now im watching this 46" tv... i need my 50"! Those 4 inches are important". Now technically is watching that 46" and 50" THAT much different? No! But she like knowing that she got a 50! So all she is telling you is, " baby yo shit aint beasting or nothing, but i can deal with it because i love you....". Nigga please believe though, if they come out with a penis pill that really increased your size by 3 inches, you would be getting a supply on your birthday!


" I dont need this shit! I can do bad by myself!"


This right here in female talk means, " Nigga u a fucking bum!"...... in a nice way. Its her way of saying yo broke ass brings absolutley nothing to the table. Not a fork, napkin, chicken nugget or nothing. She is saying for the kinda of person you are, she rather be by her self. Now to truly understand this comment fellas, its not totally referring to money. She means all around the board. You are not challenging her mentally or physically. She dont enjoy your conversation or mindset at all! See even if you broke, if a women feels like you serve a purpose beyond that, then she will attempt to put u up on game. If she feel not only is this nigga a broke nigga, he a ol stupid nigga who cant even carry a conversation? She can do it by herself. See fellas the truth is, good sex wont keep a WOMAN around. A HOE? Yerp! A HOMAN ( thats like a hybrid hoe and woman..they exist nigga) ? maybe... but a WOMAN? Na! A woman knows she can get good sex elsewhere and she prolly keep 2 or 3 toys on stash that she enjoy more than any dick any way. So to keep a woman homie, you gotta keep yo mental game up too.


Now fellas pay close attention to this right here..... This is a lie that a female will tell yo black ass! Ive even got caught in this lie before. Its the smoothest shit and it also works 99.9% of the time. Its a dangerous line fellas. Pay cloooose attention.


" Its ok! Im on birthcontrol"


Nigga!!!! They will tell you this RIGHT before you almost to that moment and now i know this is tough to do but you have to hop out of the couchee. Its a set up! She is really not on birth control. That lady know in that moment your going be like "fuck it" and then they hit u a month later saying they are pregnant. Now what you must know is, that girl more than likely was already pregnant, but the male she know is prolly the BD, dont want sh*t to do with her ass. So she choose you because you seem alot more responsible and probably will give her abortion money. When you hear "Its ok im on birth control" STOP NIGGGGGA! O please stop! If you dont, i promise i will be watching yo ass on Maury and we will be watching her give a " ima 150% sure" speech and then running back stage saying Aghhhhhhhhhh!