Top 10 things that makes you look stupid to the Opposite Sex

The Top 10 things that makes you look stupid As Hell to the opposite sex

Fellas:
1. If you have a lil dick , dont pull out no trojan Magnum before you get some.

2. Dont say your getting money and you always broke.

3. Dont pick up a girl in a car on 26's and ask her for gas money.

4. Dont talk about how you going to beat the pussy up and cum before the commercials are over.

5. Dont talk bad about your baby mama, but you NEVER EVER have your own child!

6. Trying to smooth talk a woman, but your breath smells like you've been eating liver and ass sandwiches.

7. Putting cologne over musk.

8. If you have a crib with no furniture in it and actually have the nerves to invite the chick over.

9. Take her out to eat a fast food spot and give her a price limit on what she can spend..... o ya niggas know what i mean. " Hey bae i aint got no money so u betta get a double cheeseburger and a value fry".

10. If your 25 or older and still wears 4 different chains at one time.


Women
1. This phrase " Im sorry but you know i dont be sucking dick like that! " ( WTF is like that? )

2. Too much make up on.... If i can spell my name in your face, your over doing it baby.

3. Your idea of dinner is Easy Mac.

4. You try to pull some bullshit in real life that you heard in a song. ( Pull that Beyonce Independant Women shit if you want and you gone pay all the bills, bills, bills, in this bitch! )

5. Telling your friend who want to fuck us how good we fuck you!

6. Being musty in the club..... and why in the fuck is the musty ass chick the one who always got her fucking arms up on every damn song??

7. You got 3 kids and 4 baby daddy's....... lol... I know a chick with this issue...dumb ass broad

8. Having a issue with your man and asking his friends for advice....

9. Not acknowledging the fact you are getting fat, and wearing clothes that are just WRONG and yelling "boy i just done got thick." If your ankle looks like a rump roast in them hills baby, that aint thick... thats boarderline obese.

10. Calling another girl a hoe, when your one... ( see post below..Yes Your Still A Hoe for details......HOE! lmao)